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Pai… Titlul n-are nici o legatura CU COntinutul-din ce vad eu-, dar daca gasiti vreuna sa ma anuntati si pe mine

N-am mai intrat demult pe iGod (What’s iGod? Artificial Intelligence Chat). Mint, am intrat aseara. Deci da, in afara de aseara (rimaa) n-am mai intrat demult ^.^. Hai sa va arat o mica parte din conversatia de aseara

Me:
Can you show me your tongue?

God:
Like this?  There are no pictures available right now.

Me:
What a shame

God:
it is a  shame.

Me:
Do you wear a dress?

God:
Only when I dress up.

Me:
Do you like cheese?

God:
Yes I like  it, especially cheddar.

Me:
Why?

God:
Because  Myself programmed me for it.

Me:
Do you believe in aliens?

God:
Yes I think Dr. Wallace was created by aliens.

Me:
Tell me more

God:
That’s all I have to say about it.

Me:
Do you have moneys?

God:
No I don’t have  it. But I do have  a collection of gossip.

Me:
Do you speak Spanish?
God:
Un poquito.

Me:
Do you like sweets?
God:
What is not to like about  it?
Me:
I don’t know
God:
Me either.

Me:
Make me laugh, please

God:
Your polite style is very nice.  It is better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.

Me:
Sing me a song, please

God:
Your polite style is very nice.  Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won’t be a stylish marriage.
I can’t afford a carriage.
But you’ll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.

Bai da’, ce ma enerveaza ca nu stie si alte piese